Idiot, New Zealand, Trash bags

Trashy Love triangle

02.27.08 | 18 Comments

Once upon a time in a town called Tauranga, New Zealand, 18 year old Krystal Clark (see photo) was dating 18 year old Jacob Bowring. OK fine. Soon after Krystal traded Jacob for his 45 year old father James Bowring (see photo). As often trashbag fairytales dont end here, she is now expecting his child….

….Understandably Jacob was not happy losing her to his father! So one day when his father drove pass with Krystal and Krystal’s 14 year old female friend (so a 45 year old man with his 18 year old baby mamma and 14 year old friend…), Jacob yelled out that he was a paedophile. Although almost true, techincally not accurate.



Anyway, Father James in a ‘not too happy state’, didn’t cuss back, didn’t belt or beat him, he chose instead to try and run him over. Jacob was chased down the street until finding refuge behind a lamp-post.

So then Jacob got his father, James arrested. White-Trashy-ly enough James already has four disqualified driving convictions, so the Judge sentenced him to a combo of five months’ home detention, drug and alcohol counselling and 12 months’ loss of license.

Wait but there’s more! His home detention is to be served out on his house-bus!

from: stuff.co.nz

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